The James Morrow Technique Of Radio Programming
Meanwhile, on a shelf somewhere in my little apartment a few hundred miles south of the Canadian border, I have an autographed copy of the book Only Begotten Daughter, by James Morrow. It's an extremely dark comedy about Julie, the half-sister of Jesus Christ, borne of God and a virgin Jewish male. According to the book, every person who ever was or ever will be born -- with the exception of Jesus himself and the prophet Elijah (or whichever Old Testament prophet God "brought up to heaven in a whirlwind") -- is condemned to hell after death, because in order for you to be condemned, all that's necessary is for one person to believe you deserve it.
Sounds like Canadian broadcast authorities read the book and thought, "That Morrow fellow was on to something, eh?"