This Post Is Actually A Beer Commercial
ObamaBrew. Nowhere near as intoxicating as the potent pot I used to smoke or kickass cocaine I used to snort, but if you drink it, at least I won't have my attorney general arrest you for ingesting the exact same intoxicants I enjoyed back in the day. I mean, unless you drink it before your 21st birthday, you filthy alcoholic criminal slime.
What, too long? Maybe I should try something shorter and punchier: "Combining the great taste of hops with the greater taste of hypocrisy."