For The Bored NSA Interns Out There

Nuclear jihad Allah bomb; chemical weapon plutonium death revolution. Cloud radioactive toxic BOOM. Kilo ricin oxy sarin meth yellowcake "I got the stuff."

Since the feds are undertaking wholesale warrantless monitoring of all Americans' communications, presumably including my own, I figure I may as well give them something interesting to read. Post an approving comment here if you wanna be my roommate after we're all shipped to Gitmo to protect our freedoms.