Tuesday, April 12, 2011

It’s Not Kiddie Porn; It’s The TSA!

I never thought I’d wax nostalgic for the Good Old Days when Bush and Cheney were running this country into the ground, yet here’s one way Bush’s America was indisputably better than Obama’s: under the Bush administration, child molesters were given long prison sentences, whereas today they’re given tax-funded salaries and turned loose to diddle children and adults alike in American airports for the TSA.

Here’s a video I’d never have shown you during the Bush administration, because back then it would’ve been classified “softcore child pornography” rather than mere “documentation of American government agents at work.” If you’re not a pedophile, prepare to be outraged; if you are a pedophile, prepare your Vaseline and tissue box. You’ll need them both.

Background: apparently, just before this video was shot, the little girl did go through the nude scanner, but that didn’t satisfy the TSA so the child had to be groped instead. At the very beginning, you can just hear the girl’s mother plead, “Can’t you just re-scan her?”



Of course they can’t just “re-scan” her. Where’s the fun in that? Scanning would merely give agents another look-see at the six-year-old girl’s smooth hairless nude body, but if they wanted to see that again, they could call up the saved image with only one hand (leaving the other free to pursue more pleasurable activities). Re-scanning the girl wouldn’t let some fat slob so lacking in morality and marketable job skills she has to work as a TSA agent act out the pedophiliac fantasy in the video: first running her gloved hands down the soft, silky hair on the girl’s head before slo-o-o-owly pulling it back from the nape of her neck, letting the hair drop softly back down onto the neckline of the girl’s shirt just before the agent sticks her finger down said neckline to trace out the full circumference of the child’s naked shoulders before pulling out, and running her palms over by where her victim’s breasts ought to appear in a few years [i.e. when she’s too old to be sexually appealing anymore], across the child’s still-nonexistent waistline and hip curvatures, finally sticking a gloved finger down into the child’s underwear and feeling aaaaallllll the way around the girl’s slender cylindrical little form. Next it’s the girl’s buttocks — gentle squeeze, gentle squeeze, just enough to make sure she’s not smuggling a nuke down there — now between the legs — yes, yes, right there, that’s the sweet spot all the pedophiles wish they could touch — mmm, yeah — now run both hands down the child’s inner thighs … all done while you’re behind the child, of course, so she can’t make eye contact with you but you can, if you want, pretend/fantasize she’s somebody else — maybe that hot little piece JonBenet Ramsey circa 1990-something — now dash around to the front for another quick grab-through — yes, pull the girl’s shirt back down and smooth it out, you did rumple it pretty badly — now walk away and leave the child standing there with her legs apart while she waits for the results of the drug test you’re running on her.

I’m sure someone out there will read this and be very offended by what I wrote. Not offended by the pedophiliac behavior of the TSA, mind you, but offended at me for identifying such behavior as the pedophile wet dream it is. I am not swayed by the argument “TSA does not hire child molesters!” Anyone who molests a child is by definition a child molester, and what that video shows and what I just described is indisputably a bully in authority molesting a child.

UPDATED EDIT: A spokesman for TSA says the agent in the video followed proper procedure. Not a bad apple, not an isolated incident -- this is simply what the TSA does.

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25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd also like to play the race card, please.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous NoStar said...

Will sanity return to our country? This makes me sick. Good thing my kids are grown or deceased. I would have gone postal if they had ever been subject to abuse like this.

1:50 PM  
Blogger John said...

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
--- James Madison

The terrorists have won; they have our government violating our Constitution in the name of "protecting" us.

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Janet said...

What on earth is the whole drug testing thing, and how do they do it? I can't see a 6 yr old producing urine on command, or TSA agents drawing blood. This gets nuttier by the minute!

2:59 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

Janet, my guess is that the drug-testing refers to some sort of residue search. I was once singled out for a random search by Canadian customs when I crossed into Nova Scotia; the guy ran a soft cloth over my glasses, took the cloth inside and did some sort of test which apparently showed that, whatever dust and dirt may have been on my lenses, none of it was illicit.

Given how much contact there was between the TSA pedophile and the little girl, if the child had any illicit illegal molecules on her, they surely would've rubbed off.

3:07 PM  
Blogger BroganTDB said...

Why is it always the ones that address a problem that are attacked and hated? It's like hearing the truth offends people... I guess people don't like to be reminded that things are not so rosy are they are told to believe.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't we address where this policy really originates from? The man in the White House.
If he wanted to put a stop to this, all that is needed is to call Napolitano and Pistole and tell them to get their act together. They work for him, and if he can't reign them in then it becomes a leadership/management issue.
This is where he wants America to head, full government control of every single aspect of our lives.

7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can see the look of violation on the little girl's face. I've given up flying altogether since the porno scanners showed up. Just can't subject my kid, wife, or myself to this type of invasion of privacy.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Michael Monkey said...

Yep, I don't fly any longer with my daughter either, to the chagrin of my parents and family that live more than a couple of days away by automobile.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Bosco said...

Don't see anything wrong withg the pat down, TSA agent was explaining everything she was about to do. This is all due to the Bush clowns who stole their way into office, and planned 911. If you voted for the Bushclown, you are at fault for this process as a result. Get used to it people, it aint gonna get better!!!!!I do think the drug testing part is a little overboard.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

Obama's been in office long enough now that TSA's current crimes are entirely his responsibility. This isn't a Republican or Democrat, right- or left-wing matter; it's a systemic problem.

And the molestation patdown is inexcusable, and the fact that the child-molesting waste of human DNA calling itself a TSA agent gave a step-by-step description of its actions does not matter one bit.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Terrorists want to be scared and we are. Terrorists want us to change our way of life and we do. Terrorists want us to give up our freedoms and we surrender. All that for false sense of safety. America will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.

1:14 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

/Don't see anything wrong withg the pat down, TSA agent was explaining everything she was about to do//

There was a research done about sex, I think related to this situation. Subjects were told to explain everything they are about to do to their partner. Such as “I’m going to touch your hair right now”, etc.. and conclusion was talking had intensify the experience massively.
Even though all those explaining sound political correct to us the audience, it does not help the child any bit.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As thoroughly angry at this TSA nonsense as I am, and hopeful that these Federal criminals will some day be prosecuted under 18 USC 241 and 242 for acting against our 4th Amendment Rights, I also believe kindness towards the TSA folks who are doing their jobs and believe they are acting legally is in order. The people who are the problem are in Washington - the grown-ups who supposedly know better. For a long time the Constitution has been shredded by lunatics with an agenda. 9-11 gave the lunatics the chance to grab power, and they have done so with reckless abandon.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

I also believe kindness towards the TSA folks who are doing their jobs and believe they are acting legally is in order.

I disagree. They are violating their fellow Americans' constitutional rights at best, and molesting their fellow Americans at worst. What matters is their vile actions, not the delusions they embrace to let themselves think they're decent human beings rather than the corrupt slime they actually are. The TSA agents who appear in videos like this would shove people into cattle cars if their bosses told them it was the right thing to do.

And if that woman in the video is too stupid to understand that her actions were the actions of a child molester, how the hell can she be smart enough to recognize an actual threat?

3:55 PM  
Blogger Jeff Scism said...

This is how Fascism gets its foothold. Papers please, now submit to a search. And what drugs was this child MULING? Did they do an internal xray for boluses of drugs?

Is this a TERRORIST search or a Drug offender search? Looks like they have expanded beyond the concept of flight safety into DEA chores.

We are already prohibited from carrying many of the personal items we use in daily life, being required to either do without of re-purchase every time our feet hit the ground. and to have our children traumatized by subjecting them to exactly what we try to warn them against?

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come here little girl, its okay, I'm a TSA agent.

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Russ 2000 said...

I also believe kindness towards the TSA folks who are doing their jobs and believe they are acting legally is in order. The people who are the problem are in Washington

That is completely fucked up logic. The idiots who apply for TSA jobs are enabling the idiots in Washington to continue their ways. If no one applied for these job, the department wouldn't exist. Essentially, anyone who keeps a TSA job is amoral. Abusing other people so that you can feed your family is no excuse.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're crazy, woman. Have another early morning glass of wine and read one of your trashy novels with a Fabio on the cover and masturbate.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

Sound advice; alas, the TSA agent in the video is not likely to read my blog and your comment thereon, and thus will not reap the benefit of your anonymous wisdom. Instead, she'll keep diddling little girls in airports.

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You bunch of whining bitches should of thought of YOUR personal freedoms alot earlier when your kids went to Canada, wanted to smoke dope, you go on welfare- for generations. It all goes towards the breakdown of OUR moral fibre and safety If it cant effect me , I dont care, leave me alone....-- until they play with my exposed, welfare bought, thong, with dope in it. Dont you know, terrorist use their wives and children to carry out their deeds?? Get real, or drive or walk. You gave up your rights long ago being a pacifist. Sorry

9:10 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

Who are you talking to here, Anonymous? Neither I nor any of my regular commenters have kids who went to Canada, I don't know of anyone on here who's "gone on welfare," let alone "for generations," the little girl in the video wasn't wearing a thong with dope in it, and since her dad is a doctor I'm pretty sure he didn't use "welfare" money to buy whatever underwear she was wearing, either. Also, I'm not a pacifist. So to whom is your rant directed?

9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whip it , whip it good frosh lit major. I give you a " b " without a bj. Do a lot of your posters that agree with you go to your " church" ? Tell me, when your freedom starts and mine ends? I bet you would open your yap if the POPE looked awry.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Jennifer Abel said...

I see. And I have a better insight into the source of your ranting, too. Your IP address says you hail from Europe, the land of socialized medicine; in that case, there's no excuse for you not to get the help you need. Talk to a therapist.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous James Hanley said...

I also believe kindness towards the TSA folks who are doing their jobs and believe they are acting legally is in order.

I disagree. I believe that insolence, hard stares, condescending remarks, and muttering about fascists and perverts is exactly the right way to act toward people who are dumb and/or evil enough to believe that flagrantly violating our constitutional rights is a legal action.

2:14 PM  

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