Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Read It For The Articles. Really!

Dear reader, if you go to the newsstand and buy the May 2012 issue of Playboy, YOU CAN SEE ME INSIDE . . . . no, wait, that came out wrong. Let me try again: if you go to the newsstand and buy the May 2012 issue of Playboy, you can read my anti-TSA column, which starts out like this:
America has a long record of warped attitudes surrounding sex and nudity -- this magazine's legal history proves that -- but before the days of the Transportation Security Administration, the problem was one-sided: if you wanted to display your gender-specific body parts or have your sexy bits rubbed by someone other than your legal spouse, you risked trouble. But if you wanted none of that, the government backed you completely.
It's on page 42 which, as any Douglas Adams fan knows, is the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything.

2 Comments:

Anonymous smartass sob said...

Congrats on being published in Playboy, Jennifer. Quite an achievement.

8:18 PM  
Blogger MoT said...

Excellent! If only the Playboy Channel were as "intelligent" as their print edition. ...sigh!

9:56 AM  

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