Last Post of the Year: Keep Your Legs Crossed, Gentlemen
So I’m sober and alone on New Year’s Eve. Could be worse, though. I found an article with the redundant headline Woman’s Charges: Malicious Castration.Is there any other kind? A Google search for “lovey-dovey fuzzy-bunny castration” brought up zero hits, though that will cease to be the case as soon as this post goes up.
Sorry, guys. Got nothin’. I’ll come up with something better next year, I promise.