Monday, November 10, 2008

Useful Relationship Advice

If your live-in sweetheart recently changed the hours at his job, so that he can now ride the train to work rather than driving his car the whole way, then when he gets home do NOT start singing "My baby takes the morning train ...."

The inherent humor value here is much, much lower than you might think. Trust me on this.

P.S. No, not even if he's a Seinfeld fan.


Blogger Caveman Lawyer said...

Perhaps if it were accompanied with a sexy dance of some kind... with a pole involved somehow... That might make it all better.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

My landlord is surprisingly resistant to the notion of my installing a stripper pole in the living room. He's weird that way.

9:34 PM  
Anonymous NoStar said...

I was reading and waiting for the obligatory "film at eleven" announcement.

I bet I know what the problem was, you weren't wearing skin tight pants cough*cameltoe*cough like Ms. Easton in the video.

Click on my name.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Jeff P said...

I am fine with the arrangement.
In return I do not use the phrase "gotta get home to the ball & chain" when at work...

7:06 AM  
Blogger Caveman Lawyer said...

Oddly enough my father has a great idea for the design and instalation of a spinning stripper pole that is no more damaging than hanging a few pictures. I could send you two the diagrams, that is if you are interested...

7:09 AM  
Anonymous Jeff P said...

I should add that Train Kept a-Rollin, Locomotive Breath, Love Train, Crazy Train, and Train in Vain would be welcome.

Also: Sheena Easton as the villain War Bride on the short lived TekWar series = Yummy.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous NoStar said...

Here's a song you both can enjoy together.

Click on my name.

Hint: It ain't Little Eva.

5:39 PM  

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