Verbal extremism in defense of civil liberties is no vice
Monday, November 10, 2008
Useful Relationship Advice
If your live-in sweetheart recently changed the hours at his job, so that he can now ride the train to work rather than driving his car the whole way, then when he gets home do NOT start singing "My baby takes the morning train ...."
The inherent humor value here is much, much lower than you might think. Trust me on this.
Jennifer Abel is an American writer who began her career in print media three minutes before the Internet killed the industry. After starting at a small Connecticut daily she moved to the Hartford Advocate, an alt-weekly where her journalistic coups included infiltrating a Furries convention and working on a phone sex line (which fired her six hours later). Since then she’s written for, or been reprinted in, dozens of print and web outlets, including Playboy, the Guardian, Salon, AlterNet, Mashable, the Daily Dot and pretty much every website with the words "cannabis" or "legalize it" in the title. Once, when she was young and naïve and needed the money, she unwittingly edited SEO copy for a spammer. However, in light of the spambot comments she’s deleted from her own blogs since then, she figures she’s more than repaid that particular karmic debt. Jennifer is currently looking for professional, non-spam writing jobs; interested editors are enthusiastically invited to e-mail her.