If my snarky holiday column
explaining the inherent insultingness
of the phrase "Happy Holidays" isn't to your taste, perhaps you'd prefer my boyfriend's annual holiday story instead.
(Disclaimer: any resemblance between me and the character of Sadie is purely coincidental. So he says.) Whichever holiday you do or don't celebrate this time of year, I hope you have a good one.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish wrapping these gifts. I love to buy gifts, and I love to give them, but dear God
how I hate wrapping the damn things.