Masturbation: An Actual Non-Ironic Political Issue
As a patriotic American, whenever I masturbate I levitate in the direction of Washington, DC whilst singing The Star-Spangled Banner. (It requires split-second timing to hit the crescendo in the "land of the free" before the diminuendo at the "home of the brave," but I am indeed awesome enough to ... uh ... pull it off.)
Since Tea Party darling and Republican senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell doesn't do any of this, I can only conclude she hates America.
Since Tea Party darling and Republican senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell doesn't do any of this, I can only conclude she hates America.
posted by Jennifer Abel at 10:36 AM
5 Comments:
There's nothing wrong with masturbation, as long as it doesn't get out of hand.
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This election day I intend to visit several patriotic websites.
I'd rub one out to a photo of Christine, but she is not my type
"but I am indeed awesome enough to ... uh ... pull it off."
Rub it in, will you?
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