Monday, June 04, 2012
I am overtired, overcaffeinated and not sure if I'm kidding when I say "I'm gonna buy a van and live in it, because homelessness beats trudging through yet another rental model in search of a place to live."
guy sent a long email containing one or two correctly spelled words and an ungrammatical explanation of how we'll have to wire-transfer the money to China, where the "owner" is working as a missionary, and he's not interested in money but simply wants a tenant who will take good care of the home and love it as much as he does ... uh huh. Screw you for thinking I have the IQ of rancid mayonnaise, dude. (The actual owner of the home has since been made aware of her Chinese doppelganger.)
One apartment in a luxury complex looked rather nice until the rental agent lady skeeved us out by suddenly switching to hardsell tactics:
Side note: why do scammers always print their names in ALL CAPS? Whether they claim to be Nigerian oil ministers or Chinese missionary real-estate moguls like
3 Comments:
As someone on the verge of homelessness, I'll trade you your remodeling problem for mine.
Point taken, POB; problems always have the potential to get worse. Like, say, if the new job doesn't work out and we're stuck with an outrageously expensive lease in an area where we don't even know anybody.
But I am hoping things work out well for us, and for you too.
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