Go Shag A Goat

My latest piece in the Guardian isn't something I pitched, but a piece my editor asked from me. It is, I confess, on a topic about which I don't have particularly strong opinions, one way or the other. But it did give me the opportunity to tell the joke about the outraged goat-shagger in a professional journalism context. (Of course, I actually used a word other than "shag"; that was the editor's choice.)