One, the election is over so Obama and the Democrats need to quit making their super-secret bribes to Republicans (I'm assuming bribery is involved, because why else would the GOP work so hard to make the Democrats look good by comparison?); and ...
Two, Fiscal Cliff would be a good name for a children's educational show about budgeting and saving money. "Hi, kids! I'm Fiscal Cliff, and today we'll decide what's a better choice: spending all your allowance on candy today, or saving your money to buy something nicer later?"
What do you think, kids?