No blogging for me today, as I'm still fighting off the nasty cold (or mild flu) I came down with a few days ago.
Here is conclusive evidence that the old "Marriage makes you exponentially less cooler" canard is absolutely true:
I
spent my first New Year's Eve as a respectable married woman engaged in
what medical professionals euphemistically call "productive coughing,"
productivity which makes me yearn for the slacker days of my youth. At
midnight I took a dose of NyQuil followed by one single shot of
high-octane schnapps, which knocked me out for ten hours since I'm also a
lightweight these days, and today I'm kicking off 2013 by producing more gobs of productivity from various facial
orifices.
[self-pity] Happy New Year, everybody! I hope, for your sake, it is happier (or at least healthier) than mine. [/self-pity]
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and today I'm kicking off 2013 by producing more gobs of productivity from various facial orifices.
Could be worse - you could be doing a bunch of "productive coughing" from the other end of your alimentary canal, which you might be if you had the flu. Sounds like a cold or bronchitis. When I still smoked I'd get it every year about this time or sooner, and it would hang on for a month. I recomend lots of vitamin c from citrus fruits, onions, peppers, collards and other greens - or whatever your pleasure.
Happy New Year! Hope you get to feeling better.
Poor boo boo.
Hey! It's been 2 weeks. Are you okay?
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