Wednesday, April 16, 2014

In Honor of Holy Week

I've been watching bits and pieces of various Easter/Jesus movies from the 1950s or 1960s, which teach that the greatest of all Jesus' miracles was never mentioned in the Bible: how the HELL did so many blonde-haired, blue-eyed, lily-white folks manage to live in ancient Israel without getting sunburned?

3 Comments:

Blogger Charles Pergiel said...

The Sun was smaller then, or the Earth was bigger. I forget which.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous L.Long said...

I thought everyone knew that all the tall, white, blued people actually came from the middle east and migrated north with jesus and settled in England which is why so many call it a christian nation. Then jesus came to america and help make the USA into a christian nation. Just ask Dave Barton.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Mark W. said...

Harmonic water sunblock, of course! :D

8:24 AM  

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