Silver Linings For The New Year
Of course, you can say the same thing in any country that uses the Gregorian calendar. And the whole world benefits from knowing that the Yellowstone supervolcano probably won’t erupt and end most life on earth this year, despite the recent earthquakes.
So there’s one way the new year’s guaranteed to be an improvement over the old, plus one way things at least won’t get any worse. Happy new year, everybody.