Monday, November 08, 2010

American Trichotomy

There are three types of people in America: those who make the laws, those who enforce the laws, and those required to obey the laws. If we were really the free country we claim to be, members of the first two groups would still belong to the third.

This post is in honor of CNN's new pundit Eliot Spitzer, the former New York attorney general who worked to shut down brothels and impose harsher legal penalties on workers there before being elected governor. He might still live in the governor's mansion today had he not been exposed as one of the biggest whoremongers in New York State (though to give the guy credit, he did at least refrain from shutting down the brothels where he wet his own willy). Fortunately for Spitzer, he spent his adult career in either the law-making or law-enforcing classes, so he faced none of the harsh penalties dished out to members of the law-obeying classes when they don't.


Anonymous NoStar said...

I refuse to watch his television show even when someone I like (e.g Nick Gillespie) is scheduled to appear.

If I knew who advertised on his show, I would boycott those products.
but, I won't even watch to find that out. I pray for the death of his show by agonizingly low ratings.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Captain Mike said...

Was Spitzer actually a monger of whores, or merely a customer? In either case, he's a massive fucking hypocrite.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Most of Freud's psychological theories were (IMO)bullshit, but I think he nailed "Projection" down cold. "I, Eliot Spitzer, am NOT the horniest whoremonger in New York State; that distinction belongs to the johns I bust for solicitation."

10:15 AM  

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